![]() Only for it to be revealed to him that the reason no one liked him growing up was that he was… a dick. ![]() He lashes out at his peers who he views as the source of all his anguish in life. He ends up at the reunion alone and engorged with rage. After hitting the gym for months and transforming his physical self, no one cares anymore about John than before. So he decides to become rock hard and will curl weights until others love him as they should. So he does what anyone who feels unsure of themselves does: he goes on a spending spree, blasting his fat wads all over town.ĭespite all his lovely possessions, John’s ugly personality drives away all potential mates. ![]() John, Realising that he has nothing to offer as a member… of society, decides Hard cash is the way to a pensive partner’s pulsating core. However, she grows more flaccid about John the more she gets to know him, closing the door in his head at the end of their date. He decides to court his coworker, bragging to her about his new promotion. John decides that the best way to show off to the peens of his past would be showing up to his high school reunion with a pretty peen who will be the envy of all his former classmates. He is anxious to return to the place that no one loved him and everyone rejected him. We join him stiff with fear as he has just learned of his high school reunion. The plot of the game follows John, an average seeming member of society. But I would suggest a name like Phallus Fencing, which more so clarifies that you are in for floppy fun specifically. Now I understand the power of alliteration and it is an evocative name. It’s a humor game where the challenge comes from it being hard to control a character while trying to do mundane things, ala Octodad or QWOP.Įarly on I want to clarify a small nitpick I had with the game, though it is called Genital Jousting, there are only penises in it. Genital jousting is a game in which you control a member of peen-society who is trying to compensate where he has fallen short in life. ![]()
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